do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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