i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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