Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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