Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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