So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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