Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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