i don't like sucking hair
You work out of a Hotel?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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