shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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