remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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