Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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