would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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