two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This baby is an asshole
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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