after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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