your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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