yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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