Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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