I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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