it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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