Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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