Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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