They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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