i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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