Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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