no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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