I just pynch a tree in the face
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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