You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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