seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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