Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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