Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
