just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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