sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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