is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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