They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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