if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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