Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I am available for nakedness
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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