i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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