I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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