I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
