just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child