why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Im part way to drunk.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green