dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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