How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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