Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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