So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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