Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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