can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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