Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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