Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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