Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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