butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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