why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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