Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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