I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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