I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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