he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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