yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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