Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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