this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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